Danzi · Today

Leather and lace and velvet and rubber apply to almost everything on my list

The Goblin and Crumb Surgeon Mask

Buckling Collar with mini cowbell

            Described as great for animal play and suggests making your slave stand still with a silent bell whilst playing. I thought it looked cute. Found on Lucylasticslair

Underbust corsets/ waist cinchers…preferably in black, ivory, or crimson brocade

Any Novelty gift: Boner Buddies, dirty games, etc

Clone-A-Willy (send to my Master please)

Leather Muzzle on Le Chateau Exotique

Current Location:	my room
Current Mood:	horny
Current Music:	The Bondage Song by LAM

So, watching Kathy, and I was just denied talking rights during commercial by my gay best friend Trev. Let my cry on your cyber shoulder. So I called up my lesbian friend and we had a long discussion about how Kathy should become a lesbian and date a dyke.

Jim (my fantabulous lesbian): just show the dykes the dogs, she’ll get a girlfriend in no time.

Danzi (me if you haven’t already figured that out): well she has that great figure. I’ve been watching the marathon all day as I go through my closet (giving what I don’t want to Good Will or putting it in my scrap fabric bag) and as I look at the shit I cant wear I look at her and hate her for her beautiful figure. I mean she does have tits and thighs but its like a perfect hour glass.

So I’ve decided if I were to have a celebrity gay it would be Justin Timberlake. I love him as a gay black guy. Plus my guiltiest pleasure is ‘Bringing Sexy Back.’ Its just an amazing song. I’m someone who doesn’t listen to radio if she can help it and I first heard Bringing Sexy Back on Ellen and that might have made me somewhat biased.

My television rolemodels

Kathy Griffin

Ellen DeGeneres

Sue Johanson

Tyra Banks

Bill OReilly (because he doesn’t take shit from anyone even when they’re right)

Current Location:	my room
Current Mood:	bouncy
Current Music:	D-list theme music

So I just graduate high school. Yes! I survived!

So no I have a plan to rot my brain over my two months of summer vacation before heading off to college. I want nothing but mush in my skull due to Bravo channel, Law & Order, and internet (Yay for Foamy cartoons, Gaiaonline.com, and Goth forums). My college will feel so terrible for paying off one fourth of my tuition for me. I wonder if they can take that away once its been granted…I mean what would that letter say?

Dear (My Name here which I wont tell you guys because half of you are weirdo freak rapists and the other half don’t care what my name is but im sure you could find out with the technology of today…),

            Due to your stupidity, the fact we felt you lied on your application, and some how faked your high school transcript we must revoke your merit scholarships and admittance to our prestigious college.

                                                            Yours etc.,

                                                            (My college, which I will also not tell you sick-os)

So for those of you that care, wish me luck in my brain rot months and my upcoming college carrier.

Current Location:	my room
Current Mood:	crazy
Current Music:	Monty Python Lumberjack song